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What happens when you take a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn’t too bad either.
I tried to catch some fog yesterday.
Mist.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg?
He’s all right now.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What's the loudest pet you can own?
A trumpet.