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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.
Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady.
A little old lady who? Hey, you can yodel!
What do clouds wear beneath their pants?
Thunderwear.
My neighbor gave me a new roof for free. He said it was
on the house.
Why did the Ram run off the cliff?
It didn't see the ewe turn