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Why did the Ram run off the cliff?
It didn't see the ewe turn
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What does a vegan zombie like to eat?
Graaains.
A man walks into a bar, and it's empty - it's just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.
He hears someone whisper, "Pssst...I like your tie." The man looks around but doesn't see anyone. "Pssst...that color looks nice on you." He asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but...are you speaking to me?" The bartender rolls his eyes and says, "No, sorry about that. It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."
I asked the waitress, 'Can I ask you a question about the menu please?'
She slapped me and said, 'The men I please are of no concern to you!'
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents!
What's the loudest pet you can own?
A trumpet.
How you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.