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What do you do to have a space party?
You planet.
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I tried to catch some fog yesterday.
Mist.
How does a lawyer say goodbye?
I'll be suing ya!
Did you hear the one about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
How many potatoes do you need to make a pancake?
A latke.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.