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What do you call an idle server?
A waiter.
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Where do boats go when they’re sick?
To the dock.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?
Nothing. He was too shocked.
I told my girlfriend she drew on her eyebrows too high
She seemed surprised
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Because they don’t see sharp.
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Bring out the doggy paddle