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What do you call an average potato?
A commentater.
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How do you talk to a giant?
You use big words!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup.
What state is known for its small drinks?
Minnesota.
How do moths swim?
Using the butterfly stroke.
How do you make an eggroll?
You push it.
Can I dive in this pool?
It deep-ends.