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How do you make an eggroll?
You push it.
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What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Ian.
Why do M&Ms go to school?
Because they want to be a Smartie.
My neighbor gave me a new roof for free. He said it was
on the house.
What's the best way to make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Do you know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Why did the car get a flat tire?
Because there was a fork in the road!