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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
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My niece calls me 'ankle'.
I call her 'my knees.'
I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought,
"Na."
What do you do to have a space party?
You planet.
What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?
The glitterbug.
What piece on the playground is always exhausted?
The tire swing
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste!