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What did the boy say to his fingers?
I'm counting on you.
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Did you hear about a guy who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
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Nice belt.
You're American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you're in the bathroom?
European
Silence is golden.
Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.