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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they're extinct.
A book fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.
How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
What did the array say after it was extended?
Stop objectifying me.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!