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Two artists had an art contest.
It ended in a draw.
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
Two friends are walking down the street thinking of something to do. One friend turns to the other and says, "Let's go get a drink, there's this new place that does THE best punch you'll ever drink."
So they make their way to the bar and walk straight up to the bartender "Bartender, two glasses of your best punch please." The bartender replies in a stern voice, "If you want some punch you're gonna have to get in line like everybody else." The friends turn and look around but there's no punch line…
Why didn't the invisible man go to the dance?
He didn't have any body to take.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog?
It was a foot long.
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
You're under a vest
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
It lost its filling.