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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why did the candle quit his job?
He felt burned out
Where do books hide when they’re afraid?
Under their covers.
What's a skeleton's favorite type of road?
A dead end.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Knock knock. (Who's there?) You.
(You who?) Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?