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More dad jokes you'll groan at
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint!
What did one plate say to another plate?
Tonight, dinner's on me.
What did one leaf say to the other?
I’m falling for you.
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved at each other.
What do you call someone who won't stick to a diet?
A desserter