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More dad jokes you'll groan at
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—
once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
When does a joke become a 'dad joke?'
When it becomes apparent
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
What did the zero say to the eight?
That belt looks good on you.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wassa Bee?
I invented a pencil with an eraser on each end.
There’s no point to it.