When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—

once it's uncorked, there's no going back.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

My girlfriend just told me she’s had a Brazilian. I’m not good with numbers, but that sounds like a lot to me.Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns.Why did two tall people get along so well? They could really see eye to eye Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet? Because he always got lost at “C.”