I've been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing

The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back

More dad jokes you'll groan at

Why do programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.You can't spell par entry without "try."Which vegetable has the best kung fu? Broc-lee.What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!Why didn't the invisible man go to the dance? He didn't have any body to take.