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I have a joke about pizza...
but it's too cheesy 🍕🧀
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Did you hear about the chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Why did the security conscious engineer refuse to pay their dinner bill?
Because they could not verify the checksum.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
Why can't you tell a taco a secret?
They tend to spill the beans!
My wife left me because I am insecure.
No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee.