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How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
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What happens when you take a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
You mean a great dill to me.
It takes guts
To be an organ donor
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
Why didn’t the toilet roll cross the road?
Because he got stuck in the crack