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How can a leopard change his spots?
By moving.
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What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea?
Their crews were marooned.
What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?
The glitterbug.
What does a karate master get rewarded with while driving?
A seat belt
What board game is popular in Prague?
Czechers.
I've just deleted all the German names from my cellphone.
It's now Hans-free.
Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed.