sports Dad Jokes

20 hand-curated sports dad jokes

What's the most patriotic sport? Flag football
What does a writer have in common with a football player? Anxiety over a rough draft
Why did the baseball player get arrested? Because he stole second base
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback
Why did the baseball player get fired? He ran 3 bases then walked home.
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!
Where do basketball players go when they need a uniform? New Jersey.
Why don't football players wear glasses? It's a contact sport.
I used to be addicted to basketball, but I rebounded.
Why shouldn't you play tennis in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What does a sports fan have in common with an angry chicken? A foul mouth.
How do you light up a sports stadium? With a soccer match.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Which is the worst sport to play? Bad-minton.
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're good at the plate!
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback.
Why can’t you play hockey with pigs? They always hog the puck.
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them... love means NOTHING!