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Why can’t you play hockey with pigs?
They always hog the puck.
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Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
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I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
I'm just doing it for kicks!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
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To get his quarter back.
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New Jersey.
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