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What does a writer have in common with a football player?
Anxiety over a rough draft
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Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
Because to them... love means NOTHING!
What's the most patriotic sport?
Flag football
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
They're good at the plate!
Which is the worst sport to play?
Bad-minton.
Why did the baseball player get arrested?
Because he stole second base