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16 hand-curated music dad jokes
I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder
Looking to buy a guitar &
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What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip pop
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How did the piano get locked out of its car?
It lost its keys.
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Why did the orchestra get struck by lightning?
It had a conductor.
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What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
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Why did the drum go to bed?
It was beat.
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Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
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What type of music do the planets enjoy?
Neptunes.
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I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a
wrap.
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What kind of music does a boulder like?
Rock 'n' roll.
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What's the best kind of music to listen to when fishing?
Something catchy.
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Did you hear the song about the tortilla?
Actually, it was more of a wrap.
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What concert cost 45 cents to go to?
50 cent featuring Nickleback
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What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired?
Oh snap.
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Have you heard about the band 1023MB?
It’s probably because they haven’t got a gig yet…
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