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What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired?
Oh snap.
What kind of music does a boulder like?
Rock 'n' roll.
Why did the orchestra get struck by lightning?
It had a conductor.
Why did the drum go to bed?
It was beat.
What's the best kind of music to listen to when fishing?
Something catchy.
How did the piano get locked out of its car?
It lost its keys.