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I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a
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How did the piano get locked out of its car?
It lost its keys.
Why did the drum go to bed?
It was beat.
Why did the orchestra get struck by lightning?
It had a conductor.
What kind of music does a boulder like?
Rock 'n' roll.
What type of music do the planets enjoy?
Neptunes.
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired?
Oh snap.