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Why was the developer unhappy at their job?
They wanted arrays.
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What did one plate say to another plate?
Tonight, dinner's on me.
A girl came into my bookstore and asked, 'What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?'
Slim to Nun.
What do you call phoney spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need one to go skydiving twice.