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When's the best time to call your dentist?
Tooth-hurty.
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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
"Hop on."
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
Don't look! I'm changing!
What part of the car is the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other
Do you know how to drive this thing?