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What's the second movie about a database engineer called?
The SQL.
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Why didn’t the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
The P is silent.
Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to a duck?
Because they'll quack up.
Someone stole my mood ring.
I don’t know how I feel about that.
Why were the utensils stuck together?
They were spooning
Why did the bedding hide their relationship?
They just wanted something pillow-key!