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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.
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What's Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1
Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball?
Because she kept running away from the ball.
What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.
What goes up and down but doesn’t move at all?
Stairs.
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The person who invented public bathroom stalls: Can't stress how unimportant that part is
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.