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What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?
Stuck.
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Two sheep walk into a—
baaaa.
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow?
An animal that's in a baaaaad mooood.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown?
It felt funny after.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fshhhh
What do you call spiders who just got married?
Newly-webs