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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law.
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I made a pencil with two erasers.
It was pointless.
Two friends are walking down the street thinking of something to do. One friend turns to the other and says, "Let's go get a drink, there's this new place that does THE best punch you'll ever drink."
So they make their way to the bar and walk straight up to the bartender "Bartender, two glasses of your best punch please." The bartender replies in a stern voice, "If you want some punch you're gonna have to get in line like everybody else." The friends turn and look around but there's no punch line…
Have you ever had a bad sausage?
It’s the wurst.
What do you call someone who won't stick to a diet?
A desserter
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What did the array say after it was extended?
Stop objectifying me.