What do lawyers wear to work?

Law suits.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

Why is it bad to iron your four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck.What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.