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What are the least expensive type of teeth?
Buck teeth.
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What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids?
There are pictures where the money used to be.
Did you hear about the dry cleaner who got arrested?
He was laundering money.
Why do hamburgers make poor witnesses?
They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold, hard cash.
Once there was a man who went to an exotic country and came across a stall selling handmade handheld fans. He asked for the prettiest and longest-lasting one and the owner charged him a whopping $1,000! After using it the first time, it broke so he took it back for a refund.
The owner listened to the complaints and finally asked him how he used the fan. The man demonstrated flapping the fan as one would normally do. Then the owner said, "Ah! No wonder! You have been using the fan wrong. This is the way to use it." Then, he held the fan and frantically moved his head left and right.
How much money does a skunk have?
Just one scent.