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What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account?
Prime mates.
Did you know that the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only ever a whim away?
A whim away... a whim away…
What do you call a sheep that knows karate?
A lamb chop.
Why did the coach put the frog in the outfield?
He's really good at catching flies.
How did the two cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.
Why do ducks have feathers on their tales?
To hide their butt-quacks.