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How do astronomers find asteroids headed toward earth?
With a collide-o-scope.
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I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered.
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved at each other.
Why did the picture go to jail?
He was framed.