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Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage?
He's still in the cast
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Did you hear about the dry cleaner who got arrested?
He was laundering money.
How do you stop a bull from charging?
You cancel its credit card.
How much money does a skunk have?
Just one scent.
Why did the cashier rip money in half?
They were asked to break a bill
How is my wallet like an onion?
Every time I open it, I cry.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold, hard cash.